I saw the ball drop, yes, but today I saw something more incredible. I have made four cents in revenue from the new ad on Zelda Wiki.org so far. I can smell those recovered hard drives already, and they smell like… most of my literature, which smells like digital text. But I can see a number even as high as ten cents on the horizon. It’s a big goal, yes, but I’m a big goal kind of guy.

Check it out. Here’s proof:

I'm rich, bitch.

And one day, I’ll be the next captain of the internet. With this much coming in, it seems as though it would be destiny. Onward to domination! Onward to recovered hard drives! Onward to a fancy mansion thereafter!