I’m 18 now! That means that I’m “legally responsible” for myself. So, with that said, let’s look at The Wonderful List of Eighteenitude:

- I am an adult now. Legally!
- I can now be sued by my mom. And everyone else.
- I can enlist in the army.
- I can buy and sell a drug that causes a slow, decaying death.
- I can get a credit card.
- I can accumulate credit card debt.
- I can borrow money to pay off that debt, putting me into greater debt.
- I can play the lottery. And win. And spend all that cash.
- I can file for bankruptcy after spending all that cash.
- I can get my unrestricted driver’s license.
- I can *legally* own Zelda Universe and related websites under Linkorporated.
- I can’t actually get my mom to let me have Zelda Universe and related websites under Linkorporated.

So thee you have it – the perks of being an adult. Let’s all grow up! Happy 18th birthday to me. :D